Ms. Singletary has a column on personal finance in the WASHINGTON POST that is reprinted on Sundays in our local OMAHA WORLD HERALD. She is also a featured contributor to NPR Radio and, of course, has her own website.
And she’s driving me crazy!
Matter of fact, I just had an extended discussion at Friday lunch about her and how her last week’s column encouraging us all to hurry and pay off our mortgages was just dead wrong. (Full disclosure: I don’t have a nickel of equity in my house, and likely never will. I’ll take those 6% fully-deductible loans all day long and put them into the stock market, which historically returns 10% or more per annum–23% per annum for me the last 5 1/2 years, even taking into account the loss this last year. Further full disclosure: My parents and both of my siblings have paid off their mortgages early and are very pleased with themselves, despite my futile ranting about it. But they are all drooling mouth-breathers when it comes to finance, so…)
Nevertheless, I usually read Singletary’s column every Sunday morning just to get my adrenaline going–probably for the same reason I always seem to read the “Love is…” panel on the comics page, which never fails to make me want to go out and strangle someone (perhaps the cartoonist who draws it).
Anyway, today she is talking about getting those school loans paid off early, or not even taking them out in the first place! But my position is that school loans are the second best kind of debt (if you must have debt) after mortgages. Take ‘em on, kids! (My own kids will vouch that I have always told them to get as much school debt as they can, meanwhile putting any extra funds they thus have into Roth IRAs). Ms. Singletary would faint at that advice.
In this morning’s column, a reader who has $25,000 in savings asks if he should cover the up-coming $75,000 graduate school bill entirely with loans and hold on to the savings. (Yes! Yes! I want to scream). Her advice: “I recommend you work awhile and save up the money to go to grad school.” This is idiocy to the point of evil. How long will it take to save up what Singletary thinks is an appropriate amount–especially at pre-grad-school rates of pay? My friend: Go to school, get the loans, and pay them off on easy monthly terms at your higher rate of pay. Wait too long to go to grad school and you just might end up not going. Things come up: marriage, babies, career challenges, health issues…
Anticipating some readers’ outcry: Yes, I understand that some people are drowning in school debt and don’t have suitable jobs yet. Waah, waah! So do you plan your life around the fear of the possibility of failure? If so, maybe college or grad school isn’t for you anyway. I also understand that many people just feel so very, very snuggly having that mortgage or school debt finally paid off.
Fine, and I feel snuggly having my big mortgage, but also having, well, quite a comfortable bit of money in the market that allowed me to retire a decade early. And a nice education that I borrowed for back when I was teaching school for $7500 per year (early 70s), and that otherwise would have taken quite a number of years to have “saved up” for.
Now, Ms. Singletary does have an audience–the financially inept, those that are unable to manage their money and manage their debt. They don’t get the education, or if they do they never learn how to manage their credit cards and other consumer debt. But those folks are losers. They are going to have problems whether they pay off their school and mortgage debt early or not.
For my readers, the advice is: Feel free to borrow if you can get a better “return” (investment earnings, education) elsewhere. Manage your debt wisely. Get rich.